once upon a time,
there was a guy n a girl.....
and they lived happily ever after
HAHA
if onli life was dat simple rite?? im bored.......
anywayz heres a proper story..... once upon a time, a person was being tried for a crime in court. He was sure he was gonna lose the case already so he was toking with his lawyer trying to save things n asking for advise. he asked his lawyer if it wud be a good idea to send a "present" to the judge, in other words rasuah la. then his lawyer told him:" NO!! dats the worst idea coz dat judge is the most ethical judge ever. a present to him would mean the case is gone. dont even tink of doing dat."
so the poor defendent was veri sad lor.... go home n wait to lose.... then judgement day arrived.... JENG JENG JENG!! the defendent was found....... NOT GUILTY.......
the defendent was sooo happy dat he couldnt stop thanking his lawyer..... "thank you lawyer, thank you veri much for the advise or else i wouldnt haf sent the present." the lawyer was getting veri puzzled so he sed:" but i advised u not to send the present, how could dat have helped to win the case for us?" the guy replied:" i attached the other lawyers business card."
hehe i was veri amused at this story..... heard it in church yest =p
last weekend went out wif my veri own fuzzie cuzzie.... drive all the way to his place without using map.... not bad eh? must spend quality family time wif him haha
1 n a half weeks to kuching again.... cant wait.... wo yao qu bai nian!!!!! haf a great week all =D
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