Saturday, September 01, 2007

MERDEKA!!!!!! & random jokes


1st of all HAPPY MERDEKA everybody!!! its our nations golden jubilee!!! i know im 1 day late but hu cares... did you know dat HAPPY MERDEKA is a malaysian phrase coz its half BM half Eng.. and now u knows...
most significant achievement kuching has made in those 50 years?
our 1st toll at pending!!! yes dats it

MERDEKA!!!
lets hear it again....
MERDEKA!!!
one more time tunku...
MERDEKA!!!
yea dats it. good dog

over the past week i found these jokes very hilarious so im sharing it wif u.... =D

1.) man to friend:" i tink i suffer from short term memory loss."
moments later................................
man to friend:" i tink i suffer from short term memory loss."

2.) which indian can sail?
karpal singh (dis is not a racist joke, there are no insults here.. its like "which chinese can u drink?" A: Mr. Lim Teh Peng... no racism intended)

3.) entrance of sperm bank:'customers come 1st'
exit of sperm bank:'thanks for coming, plz come again.'

4.) god of lightning- Zeus
god of strength- Hercules
god of triangle- Isosceles

Funny??

yea steve tot so too haha

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