Back in the Time...

ahhh gee.. i miss the old days where nothing used to matter.. no worries.. no stress.. when we were little weeners so to speak.. everything was just laid out for u at the table.. sometimes life forces you to change even when u dont want to... its what they call inevitable.. some people mature faster.. some people mature slower.. only life situations can determine it.. but i've learnt alot during my teen years.. its my last teen year and so far the last teen year is the worst when u go thru all this hormonal changes.. new workplaces/colleges.. have all your close frens leaving.. and u are not actually say forced to go out there and find new frens, its just that u dont wanna feel left out.. am i right? i may be wrong so correct me if i am..

Past 2 weeks again have been really terrible for me.. i just really dont know why.. things havent been the way it was for me.. i've been happier thats all i can say.. altho at times life pulls u down.. u always have good frens who come back at the right time.. they slap u and u wake up and see the real big picture.. not only to look at it from one perspective but at many different points.. simes back so i not only got company.. i gets lots of bum sex.. sorry zian.. ure missing out.. LoLs.. joking around.. i miss u zian.. really enjoyed ure company while u were here.. now look who's got a new chick huh.. lols..

ahh phewwwyyyy im bored..

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A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

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A. They don't stop for directions.

Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts

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Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
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