Dota Dota DoT AH!!~~~~

Every guy's favourite game and past time.. seriously.. Dota is the biggest topic guys talk about.. no doubt.. spend half your allowances/salary at cyber's just playing it.. actually i thought i got very sick of it at one point.. but its like a ciggarette u just need it.. so if u havent got the chance to play dota.. good.. don't!!

some more u got so many friggin heroes to choose from and.. it takes time to learn how to use them properly.. never ending combinations.. and shit u can do..

*coughs*

For those of you who dunno how a male brain looks like from the inside.. here's a closer look.. esp u angie.. since ure so fond of brains.. HAHA! jk..

As you all can see.. there are 2 big words repeated in our brains.. that is sex.. yes we might think of sex often but doesnt mean that all we think of is gettin it on.. God created us this way.. dern blame us for always being horny or complain that we never get enough.. u girls get enough of shopping or not.. no right.. HAH! i knew it.. if u female beings had like $50 million i think it still wouldnt be enough for shopping.. yes we love... sports... cars.. tv and remotes.. and scanning crotch areas?? im not sure bout that but im guessing its scanning chest areas.. im lazy to get into detail.. lets skip to the female brain shall we..

I guess that sums it all up..

Back in the Time...

ahhh gee.. i miss the old days where nothing used to matter.. no worries.. no stress.. when we were little weeners so to speak.. everything was just laid out for u at the table.. sometimes life forces you to change even when u dont want to... its what they call inevitable.. some people mature faster.. some people mature slower.. only life situations can determine it.. but i've learnt alot during my teen years.. its my last teen year and so far the last teen year is the worst when u go thru all this hormonal changes.. new workplaces/colleges.. have all your close frens leaving.. and u are not actually say forced to go out there and find new frens, its just that u dont wanna feel left out.. am i right? i may be wrong so correct me if i am..

Past 2 weeks again have been really terrible for me.. i just really dont know why.. things havent been the way it was for me.. i've been happier thats all i can say.. altho at times life pulls u down.. u always have good frens who come back at the right time.. they slap u and u wake up and see the real big picture.. not only to look at it from one perspective but at many different points.. simes back so i not only got company.. i gets lots of bum sex.. sorry zian.. ure missing out.. LoLs.. joking around.. i miss u zian.. really enjoyed ure company while u were here.. now look who's got a new chick huh.. lols..

ahh phewwwyyyy im bored..

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.

Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
A. Better traction.

Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls

Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.

Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
A. So they don't whistle on the way down.

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?
A. A pounding sensation in the ass.

Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged

Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom's apple pie.

cLicK

I must say this is one of the best movies i've ever watched in my whole entire 19 years of my life.. it's hilarious.. its touching.. so when u put those 2 in a movie.. u get a damn frigging touching hilarious movie! and plus u got kate Beckinsale straddling along in the movie.. woooooooo... its a must watch movie for everyone out there.. after i watched it i felt like.. appreciating everything i had.. my parents.. my car.. my frens.. my sisters.. my job.. my work.. my baby ping ping.. its true how they say time flies.. but he made it go even faster and he missed so much in his life.. so i recommend this movie for everyone.. including yew! those who have watched it.. wells.. u cant say it wasn't a good movie...

when u got adam sandler in a movie.. be prepared to laugh ure shit out~

She was the hottie.. and i didn't even know she was in the movie until i saw her.. crikEy~

shmucks..

weee hooo.. aLbert Ngu tu doo is backs.. so is the smelly queen ping ping.. and our chinese new year dong dong dong chiang.. i wanted to post more pics from KL but i din have the time.. ive been looking for these three cool people.. very cool.. sense the sarcasm please if u dont.. im just going to have to tell u the truth.. these 3 aint cool.. their just posers.. anyways.. simes.. come back quick pls.. zian... ahhhh... dun wanna say anything la.. ask u to come back now would like be asking u to pay RM3000 or more for just a week or 2 weeks trip only.. ill try to blog more i promise.. i just need smth interesting to blog about that just the plain old clubbing posts.. i shall go forth and break havoc to the world.. nyehehehe.. like i can..

some pics...

A special thanks to Jessie Tey for the pics from KL.. i brought my cam.. but after taking like 12 pics.. it said "memory full" i was shocked.. i checked the memory stick and it turns out i brought the 16MB stick.. which was pathetic.. it came along with the came the first time i bought it.. and dang.. so jess was the rajin girl who took all the pics for me =D thanks jess.. u sweet little piggy..

Q Bar~

SheiLa And me Doin The Rock AwaY~


WEee YeNnn, ing Haw, Sheila, ShermS..


three of them still there.. i changed place with Jessie~

Nouvo~


3 lovely ladies piggy jessie, Wee Wee, and JoaNne

Jack's Place which was at "My Place"


ing haw and Jack going to get high~


lazing around time~ =D
The guy on the top left is Stanley.. stanley..


This little pig danced so hard that she died on the spot after reaching jack's place~ =D


This big pig was hyper and wanted some more fun~ Actually it was the other way round.. i was supposed to be down on ground while sheila was jumping up and down..


This Medium Piggy.. was posing for her own camera.. LoLs~ sorry jess.. and thanks again jess..


we both really look like pigs.. sexy ones.. muaHUahua~


1 little 2 little 3 little piggies..


all got squished by ing haw~


Piggy Back~


Bummed out~


this was almost around 5am in the morning.. i was seriously bout to die already..


Exhaustion~


OK~ no more i promise..

surprise...

Sorry i haven't been updating lately.. its been a while.. i felt like i din even have a blog anymore.. but deep down inside i knew i had one but i was just maybe i couldn't be bothered after such a long time or just plain lazy..

anyways.. in the last 2 weeks was really a rough time fer me.. went thru so much turbulence in my life it shook me hard.. so hard that i fell down and i thought i couldn't get up again.. but i was wrong.. positive thinking was important for me.. without it, i would of just been lost..

i needed some motivation to get thru those 2 weeks.. so i booked myself a flight to KL.. things turned out even better for me over there.. see frens.... my queen was so surprised to see me.. i showed up not knowing what she would do to me or say to me coz she didn't know i was coming.. but with the help of her room mate.. everything went according to planned and the surprise was succesful.. her face was priceless.. she was like stunned so badly.. it was just worth seeing her in that state.. it meant alot to me even tho sheila had her finals.. she still came down to subang with me.. i could feel her need to study so badly but she took the liberty of coming down with me anyway.. n i love her fer that..

we took at KTM down to subang jaya station.. and sime picked me up from there.. it was almost around 9pm and my friday was almost gone.. but the night was still young.. was so happy to see sime after such a long time.. he's been like a primary 6 fren till now.. and he's always been there for me.. so after he picked sheila and me up.. we went to pick wun chiang whom i see everytime in kch.. lols.. and we went to long kai? kai long? kong lai? i still cant remember that place still, for dinner.. clet and denise met up with us.. lols.. still the same since they left kuching.. but they had to go back after meeting up at long kai.. kai long.. kong lai??

after dinner we were deciding where to go.. the two lovely ladies whom i met at damai/rainforest.. jessie and wee yen.. met us at mentari court.. where ing haw and chiang stays.. thats where we waited and decided where to go for like 2 to almost 3 hours.. its either.. foosball and pool or clubbing.. after much indecisive making we finally decided to go clubbing at Q bar.. i think thats how ya spell it.. and off we went.. sime and chiang didn't join us.. but they went to asia cafe.. to play pool with Jack..

we bought a bottle at Q bar.. and after like 2 - 3 drinks.. the music stopped.. people started leaving.. i was blur.. seriously.. then wee yen ran out.. ditched us totally HAHA.. sheila was so worried like a little girl.. whispering to me that she didn't have her IC.. once one guy who came in to ask fer the IC.. we quickly went out.. ing haw took the bottle and ran somewhere.. jessie went back in to get her bag.. sheila and i was like totally ??? long story short.. we decided to go asia cafe to meet up with sime..Jack and chiang.. played pool abit.. and next thing i know were at "My Place" where Jack stays somewhere around the playground.. listening to Music.. singing.. and sheila was trying to study.. i felt bad honestly.. after the playground we all went back home.. sheila and i stayed at sime's place.. which was high tech man.. security pin code door lock.. security camera's.. gawd.. but the place was cool.. had astro.. so i watched football till 6am while sheila studied.. sime slept straight away..

next day was rather similar.. sheila had to go back to nilai at around 1 coz she had a stats paper to sit for at 4pm.. we we woke up rather early to send sheila to the KTM.. and from there.. i think we picked up Jack and we went to Sunway to have kebab.. MMmmm.. and walked around talked.. and we went to drink at umm.. kim gary's.. clet and denise met up with us again.. but for a short while.. then we went back to sime's place again.. there jessie and ing haw met up with us.. wa.. such a long story leh..

sheila came down again around almost 10pm.. picked everyone else up and we went down to KL.. woOOooo.. thanks sime for the drive.. meant alot to us.. we wanted to go Passion but in the end we somehow ended up in Nouvo.. which was not bad at all.. bought a bottle.. drank and danced whole night long.. somehow i just din feel right coz.. sime wasn't dancing.. tried getting him to have fun.. but it was like pulling a whale to the sand.. chiang had slippers.. that was his excuse for not dancing.. the rest ing haw.. jack.. wee yen.. jessie.. oh and another 2 new frens who joined us.. joanne and stanley.. were all dancing like there was no tomoro.. not to forget sheila.. danced like a pussy cat doll man.. should of seen her.. wild pussy cat.. (*)_(*) we were all drenched with sweat.. and it was time to leave.. simon was our better man.. and he drove the few of us back safely.. without him.. we wouldn't of able to have that kinda of fun.. sime was the heart and soul that night..

i wanted to hit the bed badly but sheila told me u shouldn't waste ure time here on sleep.. so i decided to join them for some after party kinda thing.. at jack's place.. wee yen and joanne left early coz joanne had to study.. i was lying down on the mattress the whole time.. while sheila.. jack.. haw.. stan.. and jess were talking.. talked about dunno wad till almost 6am then finally jessie said les go eat.. we all went for breakfast at some indian place.. gawd.. they ordered a buffet there.. i was a half dead zombie.. after breakfast it was about 8.30 and we said our goodbyes to inggie.. jessie.. and stan.... and my queen and i walked back to simes place which wasnt so far.. got there and we both slept like pigs..

1pm.. it was time for me to go back.. and sime dropped sheila and i off at the KTM.. was so sad leaving sime..meant everything to me.. thanks sime.. and went to KL central... my flight was at 3.25pm and it was almost 2pm when i reached KL central.. so sheila decided i should take the express down to KLIA and take a shuttle or taxi to LCCT.. said our lovely goodbyes to each other again.. and off i went to the express alone.. i was in time for my flight.. i really thought i was gonna miss it.. but damn.. i didnt.. that was my trip.. which i could of written shortly but since i haven't updated my blog for so long.. i'll put it in detail.. pictures ill upload when i get them from jess..