For Women Only

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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anywayz dis looks like a movie dat kunniepunnie would like to watch HAHA...
MUAY THAI:CHAIYA!! WHOA!! its out in kl but not in kch so u still gotta wait man



fyi kunniepunnie is an avid fan of muay thai or better known as kick boxing.... he cried when Buakaw, his favourite fighter lost a fight haha jkjk
in my opinion i tink kunniepunnie would make a good kickboxer n i tink u would tink so too
heres why.....

he's got the muscles

more of the muscles

he's got the speed

the authority to stamp his mark in the kickboxing world

(i'm horny... yeah..)

the hunger for success
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most of all
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the nosepicking skills?? heheh

haha bck to serious stuffs.... so after omos 24 hrs.... here are the responses i received to the "langkawi or zoukout?" survey.... we have............................
3 votes for kuching (from anonymousun, anonymouson & t!an)
1 vote for zoukout (from karen)
& 1 vote for langkawi (from jack)
so dat means we stay in kuching HAHA thx for all ur cooperation =D

ok im jus kiddin... give it 2 more days then decide...... in the meantime plz cha ppl for more feedback plzzzz or else dis will go nowhere n we would haf to follow anonymousun anonymoon & anonymouson's suggestion to stay in kuching....

doesnt look dat bad eh??

oh ya hu was it dat requested for belacan beehoon?? nah dis the closest i can get..... its belacan FRIED beehoon haha

The Oracle

this is the oracle.... any1 who has watched the matrix would definitely remember the oracle.... remember when the neo first met the oracle?? morpheus told him" u heard what you needed to hear"
well.... sumtimes when you go through a rough patch in life, there are certain things that you need to hear to wake u up... if u get wad i mean.... well im glad i met my oracle n he told me what i needed to hear..... when ur goin through a tough time rmbr theres owes a way out of it.... sumtimes the solution is so simple dat u jus need sum1 to tell ytou wad it is.... got many definitions of the word "oracle" but one of it is 'a command or revelation from God'... wow
when ur facing a struggle in life try to seek for help coz you nvr know who ur oracle is and dat person might never know dat he/she sed sumthin dat would help you a lot =D bottomline is im grateful i heard sumthin i needed to hear...

ok heres a big question..... langkawi or zoukout??

beautiful beaches
or...

dance music festival??

estimated funds required per person
langkawi- RM1.2k
zoukout- RM 1.5k

plz reply asap.... leave it in the comments plz not in the chatbox... TQ we need to decide soons to ensure we haf tics =D

or else we can owes follow justins clever idea.... GO BOTH haha

rojak post

this is gonna be a rojak post.... i can feel the rojakness even tho i haven written much yet....

u see got rojak

got nth much abt bck here in kch to blog abt so jus blog abt rojak lor....

dis weekend 2 world champions were decided.....

F1 world champion

&

rugby world champion

not onli dat.... OUR ASTRONAUT aka sheila's future husband is bck!!! haha welcome bck mr. astronaut....

so wad else is there for malaysia to do??? we've climbed everest, sailed ard the world, explored space.... WHAT NOW??? build our 1st plane?? step on the moon?? endless possibilities....

anybody interested in zouking out ( on december 8th)?? contact kunniepunnies at 012-8811732 or leave a message in the chatbox =D

this concludes my rojak post.

BSB!!

Backstreets BACK again!!! i can onli give one reaction to dat.... WOW!!! they've been around for ages man...... ever since i was in primary school till now.... their the longest lasting boy band ever.... and their still belting out nice songs.... heard their new single the other day on radio........ and all i can say is WOW!! (not world of warcraft but WOW) im not in awe of their latest hit single but im in awe at how long they've been ard and still being a favourite among so many people..... their latest single called "inconsolable" is pretty good, not their best work but still good... see the video 4 urself then.....



if u've watched the video u might have realised that one member of their band is missing.... kevin richardson left the group so now its down to 4 ppl..... but their still doing pretty well.... the album "unbreakable" is gonna be out on october 30th.....

old BSB

new look BSB

u see their old photo look quite old fashion.... just proves how long they've been around....... hats off to them =D
anywayz heres another video of one of their older songs..... sang by mr kunniepunnies HAHA ENJOY GUYS!!! =D the guy laughing in the background sounds like gordon but its not.... my fuzzie cuzzie is inside but cant tell its him heheh

pablo francisco

dis guy is hilarious man... watched his videos sum time ago...... anywayz watch the 1st video b4 watching the 2nd... if u've watched the 1st one b4 jus skip to the 2nd... heheheh



dis one is a naruto voiceover... all the voices by the same guy... =D dis ones been ard 4 quite some time now...


like it? jus search "pablo francisco" on youtube n u'll get a lot of his videos... onli 4 bosucho ppl...

hmmmm

theres reli not much to blog abt lately... i was lookin at the first few posts of this blog n the pics were pretty funny heheh.... see for urself la.... man time sure flies eh...

surely he has no probs wif a dentist.. "say AAHH"

zzzz sum1 look so thin last time

1 look chubbier last time the other look thinner

and u tot he was chubby in the above photo HAHA wth is on simons head??

now they evened out the difference in size heheh

now every1 has gone their separate ways..... but soon every1 will be bck for the hols n then they will leave again n then we will feel sad again n then the cycle repeats nxt hols until every1 graduates, n get married n wont haf time to do stupid stuff anymore.... scares me when i tink abt it...... especially when my future is very uncertain right now......

anywayz dont wanna get emo over dis kinda stuff.... got rugby world cup finals ar.... england vs south africa.... i dont care seriously but then its the WORLD CUP 4 rugby..... wow


dont have much idea how to play it but it looks very intense man...... i say south africa will win =D ciaoz
haf a great week all..... gonna go grab a bite now... hungry

ERR?

its been a while.. again..

i just need a break.. a short break will even help me clear my mind of things that i think of every now and then..
its so not helping.. NOT HELPING..

i Dont Wanna Drink.. its not helping my belly get smaller at all.. seriously.. but can i stop drinking if everyone else is gobbling down 2-3 cans per minute? peer pressure :(

Whats with drinking every single day? explain to me Wilh why u like to drink so much..? lol..

i think i need to see a therapist.. how do they say it? see my shrink? yeah.. i need to see my shrink.. explain my problems.. let everything out.. GRAHHHHHH ya.. that helps..

worst part is.. i thought i was ok.. until i realized a few days ago that i wasnt.. hmmm.. odd really.. usually id know when im in a big hole that i cant climb out of.. but thing is i really didnt know i was in one..

how does being happy feel like again? i cant remember.. its been that long? that i dont remember how being REALLY REALLY happy feels like anymore.. like the times when u feel like ure high up there and woo.. nothing can stop u kinda feeling.. gosh.. i do remember.. =D typing it out really does work.. hahah! k im talking to myself.. excuse me if u dont know who sherman is anymore.. he's somewhat grown into his smaller shell.. hiding.. "no.. dont come in, im hiding.. im scared to go out" XDDD

yay malaysian in space.. woo hoo.. man he gets to go to space.. nvm i got lots of space here.. for fucks sake im still lame..

boredd... BORED.. BORINGS!

My moms really a funny lady.. she wanted to send a sms to a business partner.. ended up, she sent some mms which had pictures of soft toys that my sisters took with her phone.. she ended laughing herself and gave up..

why is my font so big? after i said GRAHHHH.. ahhh im too lazy to change it..

k im done for today.. at least i posted didnt i? after so long..

History is being created

malaysia's 1st astronaut is about to be launched into space!!! WOW!!! im still pretty amazed n proud of my country... 50 yrs independence can go space liao... after 1 yr trainin, our 1st astronaut is rdy to be launched into space in a few hrs time....

the rocket dats gonna be used


the msian guy goin space


his spacemen frens

our 1st astronaut in space will do something no one else has ever done b4 in space.... wah sound so geng but when u actually find out wad it is u will be veri -_-"
he's gonna play "batu seremban" (five stones), make teh tarik n play gasing HAHA and he's also gonna treat his spacemen frens (one of them is a woman i tink) to ramadhan food HEHEH
dont belif me?? go look up news stories on "Malaysian Astronaut" or sumthin liddat then u see most of the headlines will be sumthing to do wif teh tarik..... then at the end of the article there'll be a small part dat says he's gonna experiment on cancer cells too heheh.... "Malaysia Boleh!!!" LOLZ we beat singapore to space exploration man wow =p

while looking up dis space space stuff i came across an interesting site.... there go visit it
talkingcock.com

elo!!

elo elo!! LOOK!! i got 5 fingers... how abt u?


dis is Stevie heheh... go watch the movie

another movie post..... resident evil: extinction.... its a good movie.... exciting throughout wif plenty of action, plenty of zombies & plenty of milla jovovich.... u get to meet stevie the zombie HAHA.... suddenly alice has super powers then it becomes a lil matrix-like.... its the final installation of resident evil so go watch it =D

went to watch the day after the premiere..... jason watched it wif us man.... enjoyed the movie jus dat there was a row of pest sitting in front of us haha.... so noisy everythin oso need to comment wan..... sum1 got so annoyed dat he SSSHHHHed them loudly then the pests replied: "SHH APA??" kunniepunnie was so angry he wanted to smash their faces but luckily i calmed him down..... relax kunniepunnie we all know u can smash them easily wif the expert knife-handling skills dat u acquired from holiday inn..... u can even grate them if u wan to HAHA fyi he grated his own thumb while grating a cucumber heheheh

my mock omos finish liao.... then got raya hols.... which means raya food =D heheh

kek lapis nvr fails to amaze me...... looks so hard to make.... its like they jus take the sponge cake n paint it wif poster colours....

U SEE?? LOOK at dat... look like sum1 jus paint those colourful lines on it.... must learn how to make it one day... another thing to add to my "to-do-in-my-lifetime" list heheheh

haf a great week.... 7 more weeks then every1 will be comin bck 4 hols YAY!!

Bursa Malaysia

most of you who listen to hitz.fm frequently would haf probably heard the advertisement about the malaysian stock exchange (MSE) aka bursa malaysia.... its sumthin about wad if u win RM100k...(sum hip hop beat in the background) RM100k.... RM100k..... not onli they advertise on radio but on newspaper summore... WHOA i nvr knew stock exchange needed to advertise...... its a stock exchange 4 goodness sakes..... STOCK EXCHANGE....

once upon a time, i tink ard 1995 jus b4 the MSE crashed, the MSE was the hottest subject ever...... every1 was investing like mad in it..... even got sum live market watch thing on astro (dont ask how come i know =p) rmbr all my uncles n aunties owes tok abt share market dis share market dat.... well i guess after it crashed very few ppl believed the MSE was a good place to invest in thus the MSE decided it was time to rope in the investors heheheh

so they got together and came up with an idea to attract investors..... their results?? BURSAPURSUIT.COM

cant find pics of the ad online so u gotta check out the site urself.... basically its an investment challenge game that mimics the MSE..... in other words a fake stock exchange to see who makes the most money..... the prize is really attractive.... RM 100K.... dats ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND RINGGIT (not the total prize money all added up) 1st prize in all categories are ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND RINGGIT MAN!!!! whoa so far onli 4000++ ppl haf signed up, divided into the 3 categories..... i haf a 1 in 1500 chance of winning...... heheheh the advertising got me eh =D

so if ur interested hurry up and sign up coz it jus started yesterday nia.... jus learn n play no need to know how yet... jus play nia.... hu knows u might win the 100k wooohoooo i'll go hols again if i win it man..... right now im earning a grand total of RM60++ lolz so u better sign up or else u'll be left behind haha