have you ever.....

have you ever been stopped by a policeman for not wearing your seat belt & talking on the phone when u left your wallet at home and was on the way home to get it? not only dat, was ur road tax expired at that moment of time too??

well, i have..... when i told him dat i didnt have my wallet with me, he thought i was trying to get away without paying him any rasuah, so he threatened to bring me to police station n lock me up.... " mana tau, kamu pendatang asing??" i might be a squatter/immigrant in this country but im no illegal one..... (refer here if u dont know what im talking about) when i heard him say dat i was quite afraid that i might get locked up actually bcoz i remembered the story abt the indian girl with no IC.... Read this to know what im talking abt. but in the end he let me go n said he will saman the owner of the car...... oh wells, maybe i was lucky not to have had my wallet with me or else minimum RM20 bucks fly away n become someone's kuih lapis in his house during hari raya.... chau

Reeehhhh eelllyyy..

I reached KL last night.. and im going back tonight.. oh yay the dreaded 5 hour trips here and there.. and Wilh rejects my offers of coming back to kiasuland with me. How is it not going to be fun. ok yes we waste money travelling but there's so much to do... and so there it is.. i can imagine me going back alone in the bus.. all lonely.. drenched with thoughts of why?

Almost hopeless making her come back to singapore with me. N still i come here whenever i can. YOU LISTENING OR NOT WILH!? but i still wuv ya..

oOh so what have i been doing for the past weeks and weeks..

Update

1. I've been working. (6am - 3.30pm) (2.45pm-12.15am)
2. I've been drinking (4pm - 10pm)
3. I've been travelling to KL and back to Sg (Anytime)
4. I laze (Anytime)
5. I walk around Sg like an idiot. (Boring Times)

That's about it.

Last night i held my pee for like 45 mins and i tell you thats the worst feeling ever.. The bus couldn't stop because it's like a long stretch of highway and it's dark, think it was from Melaka to Seremban. So i held it and held and held till my bladder was the size of a mini football. My legs were like in an awkward position trying to hold it in. Till at last we reached a stop i RAN out of the bus (People thought i had to take a shit or sth) Wow and my bladder still felt like it was full after i had emptied it.

Moral of the story, don't drink too much before you go on a long trip on the road. Because you'll never know when you have to go, and when is the next stop.

boh ring..

Avril Lavigne is having a concert this Sunday in Sg.
Formula 1 is in town this Sept in Sg.
The Schummachers and the whole Toyota team will be in the hotel im working in.
oh yayness.

im lazy now. my legs are hurting. ouch.


Here's a pic i took outside of Marriot aka Tang's.
A renault F1 demo car. Too bad i dont think the engine is inside.

argh!!

there's reli nth to blog abt these days......
y isit dat there was so much to blog abt when i was bck in kch??

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

and chiang i din receive any email.....
plz resend......

At least a medal =)

Malaysia will come home from Beijing with at least a silver this time around.... Cheers everybody!! Final is on Sunday night..... hopefully we can finally win our first olympic gold medal....... and hopefully a national holiday this monday =p hehe

!!BOLEH!!

i was going through my email today and i found something very interesting that i kept for more than four years already...... i would like to request the permission of the authors of Lagenda Gormon Sidon if i can reproduce their work here for all to enjoy =p i certainly did enjoy it very much.....

oh ya, happy birthday to those august babies....... time is passing too fast..... new sem starting nxt week..... haf a nice day all....

i need.

A NEW CAMERA DAMMITS!$#@@#

Ranging from $199.99 - $399.99 USD!

That's too cheap for my liking and still why can't i get one yet?

Any one of these babies will do. i'll cherish it for life. and never let ANYONE use it.

i'm going to compromise what i just said.

Randall and Anan is just beside me. surfing web looking for handphones and camera's. damn gay i know. but that's what we do in the CLuB ya'll. (Clubroom)

Long time no Blog

long time no blog i know...... been busy, everyday working...... and hanging out with my gf n frens once in awhile..... had a family night with fuzzie cuzzie few days ago n played dota n foos..... won 2 lost 1 in dota..... results of foosball will remain confidential =p hehe but im no where near fuzz's standard in foos yet..... parents gonna come over in 2 days time so gonna be super busy being driver and son.......





its already august.... AUGUST!!!!! dis year has really passed so fast..... TOO fast!! soon the new sem will start and soon i'll be in U.S and A..... nothing much to post about actually, just that im loving my life right now and praying for the best for US in the future......





heres a name of a saloon to amuse you.....

wonder how they cut your hair there....

haf a great week!!

Voila!

Guten Abend meine Günstlinge!

Tis I, thy Goddess here to bore thee to tears. <<< THIS IS WILH

...


..


.

(Psst, your cue to bow lah.)

Okay, forget it.

Let's start again.
Hello, my name is.. my name is.. (ala Eminem's song) Ting Tong Macadangdang (Sherman's imaginary friend).

I shall be your entertainment for the night! *rub hands in glee*

But wait.. What is this psychic ESP wave that I'm receiving?
(Battlecruiser @ Terrain : Receiving trans-missiiyion)
OH NO. The Shermangs is here to blog. I gez I have to disappear and go back to my Imaginary Kingdom now.
Le sigh.
Till next time!

Auf Wiedersehen.

<THIS IS ME?>

KRRrssCCHhhh~ "This is your captain speaking, please sit back and relax. This is not a drill, i repeat this is not a drill"

*Alarm Sounds*
"wwwWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo"

*Song Plays*
"Chitty Chitty bang bang.. chitty chitty bang bang we love you, and our Chitty Chitty bang bang loves us too!"

ok enough.. if you didnt know at first, my wilhieboo asked me to continue what she left me off with.. so i just played along.. XD

i tried and tried.. i did to make myself blog.. but i couldn't push myself to type.. its like my fingers didn't want to press any buttons on this lousy keyboard. but in the end wilh just made me blog. ~she plays starcraft too.. but shes lousy. she plays campaign but not custom games like we men do. tsk tsk..~

INSPIRATIONAL!
i dont know how she makes me do it.

I worked 12 hours straight today and i feel like a whole load of shit.. maybe it's cause i don't like it here.. or maybe it's coz somebody isn't here. maybe it's coz i wanna be here but my heart isn't here.

This is how i feel, when i think about you.
You catch me off guard when you smile like this XD
When you ignore me when your playing with your laptop and im lying down there expecting your attention.
When you ask me to sing "kiss of a rose" to you.
When i want a cuddle and your still ignoring me with your laptop.
When i annoy you and you make that cute face that just pops out and makes me laugh.
When Ham n Ster runs on the wheel and how we both turn to look.
When you ask me what you should wear i say something sexy. "SINGLET!"
When i always have a few hours left before i leave for Singapore, you feel so sad and always hug me like you never want to let me go.
How you held me so tight that day i surprised you like you lost your polar bear for ages and you found him again.
How we message everyday to say we miss each other.
It just makes me feel even more in love with you when i think about you.

i love you.

Better In Time

It's been the longest winter without you, I didn't know where to turn to, See somehow I can't forget you, After all that we've been through.

Going coming thought I heard a knock, Who's there no one, Thinking that I deserve it, Now I realise that I really didn't know, If you didn't notice you mean everything, Quickly I'm learning to love again, All I know is I'm gon' be ok.

Thought I couldn't live without you, It's gonna hurt when it heals too, It'll all get better in time, And even though I really love you, I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to, It'll all get better in time.

I couldn't turn on the TV, Without something there to remind me Was it all that easy, To just put aside your feelings.

If I'm dreaming don't wanna laugh, Hurt my feelings but that's the path, I believe in And I know that time will heal it, If you didn't notice girl you meant everything, Quickly I'm learning to love again, All I know is I'm gon' be ok.

Since there's no more you and me, It's time I let you go So I can be free, And live my life how it should be, No matter how hard it is I'll be fine without you, Yes I will.

Thought I couldn't live without you, It's gonna hurt when it heals too, It'll all get better in time, And even though I really love you, I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to, It'll all get better in time.

Can you go so high??

some of you might have seen this b4.....

this guy here really has a high high pitched voice...... watch it..... nice song too..... bumac by vitas



this is an imitation of the original.... found it amusing..... they're both pretty good to me just that both of them present the song in different styles of presentation.....



anyways, finals nxt week.... wish me luck everybody..... after finals can hang out with you all.... take care everybody & enjoy your hols if you're having one right now =D

Shogun.....

If u've not heard about dis place, its a japanese buffet restaurant that serves really expensive types of food like oysters, abalone, scallops, n all typical japanese food la.....

when i heard abt it, i thought that i must try it cause its too good an offer to resist.....

RM55 for a japanese buffet with oysters, abalone, scallops & all expensive seafood!!!

scallops, escargots...

mussels & stuffed crab...

sashimi

unlimited supply of sashimi & snow crab legs

unlimited till you feel like puking....

it would have all been more than worth it if i wasn't so unlucky to get a rotten oyster which caused me to get a slight food poisoning yesterday...... so if ur going to try shogun please ask them to change your oyster if there is black liquid pouring out of it when u poke it..... GOOD LUCK!! oh ya you only get 1 oyster per person.... but seriously i dont wana go back there for at least a year now.... hehe haf a nice day all!!

uekkkss..

hohoho.. no post ferrr sooooo longs.. i guess ian's been busy with his exams and everything.. im on holiday but too bad for me it ends today.. i guess thats 1 week in KL.. i have no pics.. coz im at kat' n charles's place so i'll post em when i get back to sg.. crappyness.

i guess i got tagged. since im bored.. i will answer these questions.. pointless but i guess you'll know more bout me? i derno.. lol..

Step-by-step instructions:
Remove ONE question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions. Then tag 8 people and list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. Do you believe in 'if you love a person, set him/he free'?
yeah.. coz it happened before.. and it wasn't easy.. but being set free is a good thing..

2. Which career path would you choose and why?
Medicine most probably.. i derno.. i guess it's damn interesting but then again i dont have the stomach ferrit.. PATHOLOGY!

3. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
HAWAII! owh man.. i wanna surf.. surf those massive big humongous waves..

4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Probably become a damn good musician.. and have my own album.. ooOooo..

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Yes.

6. What will make you twirl in your room and roll on your bed and break out in scream or laughter?
When i get tickled like crazy by baby..

7. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
WHACK MYSELF DAMN HARD and see if it was actually real or was i just dreaming..

8. What is your ultimate goal in life
To be a rich good husband/father/friend/son/brother/gay partner?

9. Would you swim in a vat of chocolate?
ohh yeh.. loves chocolarto.

10. What is the stupidest (serious) thing you have ever done?
hmmm.. rreeallly cant think of anything.. come back later..

11. Which type of cars do u love the most?
BENTLEY! sweeter than sweets..

12. Which do you prefer from your other half? A hug or a kiss?
Kiss..

13. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you, point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
cincai. u want to tell me or not can also. i dont mind.

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
family/friends/baby.

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
i think so. im always broke.

16. What do you like about yourself?
The ability to get along with any kind of people?

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
I guess my determination to to be succesful in life. im lacking innit.

18. What makes you feel disappointed?
Selfish people. sharing ma.. sharing is caring.. so ya must be daring..

19. If given a chance, do you want to see your future?
A glance. just to see if i have a hot wife or not.

20. What's the best way to die in your opinion?
Sky diving straight into the sea. WOOO HOOOOO. *Splash* giggles.

i tag all who prove significant.

New RM20 note!!

Theres a new rm20 note in town....

heres a sneak peek of it.....

approximately 3 of these new RM20 notes can buy u the following.....

yummy

mmmmm....

hungry now??

There you go..... THE NEW RM20 NOTE!!!

FROM THE BANK OF CHICKENLAND!!!! hehehehe

oh ya n happy belated birthday to kunniepunnie and jackson teo..... sorry didn't have time for a birthday post for you guys....

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JACK!!! i like dis scenery pic.... very nice...... dats jackson...




HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY KUNNIEPUNNIE!!!! miss the times hanging out wif ya..... LOL u skip work n i skip tuition to go ah ti..... hehe

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANONYMOUS!!!!

this is a BIG shoutout to a special guy today......

a guy with shining white teeth

a guy with many talents


a guy with a unique sense of humour

a guy who's playful at times, wait......... most of the time

a guy who enjoys delicious food

a guy who brought a whole new dimension to TAU-ING/cutting cards


a guy who's a poser at heart...
honestly, i tink we're all posers

a guy who never fails to irritate kunniepunnie yet loves him dearly

this vid is jus a very mild example =p he's only trying to press the hazard lights in here haha

he's none other than shermianieboo.blogspot.com's MOST and i mean it, MOST FAITHFUL reader........ Mr. JANONYMOUS!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!!!! (he came up with this line, i tink) have a great 20th birthday from all of us here at shermianieboo's =D

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

There's Nothin Better..

Than having fun without having to worry about anything in the world.

How would it be if all you wanted to do was just forget about life's burden and just party.

In the previous weeks i felt that way.

If only were like rich billionaires. livin life at the peak.. hmmmm~ fantasy come true in like 20 years? set my target d..

LOL.. i pray i pray..

Jack SToler and Slimey has taken my virginity and raped me in my room. so sad.. it hurt so bad.. NOT!
I didn't even sleep that night went straight to work kau kau MC go see them off some more.. how nice of me right.. tsk tsk..

That morning we went to KandiBar at Clarke Quay.. some sweet bar with nice lights..
oh shit i just remembered they had dancers the last time i went.. but this time we went NO DANCERS!? how can? aduh..

EndLess Floor.

Left Jack's Smelly foot. Right Sime's Slimey foot. Middle my sexy foot.

I'll SEE YOU TOO SOON U FOOWELS.

last week wad did i do ah..?

oh KayEll.

Lovely Barbie Wilh had some pics and i stoles it from her to blog. MuahUAhuaGaga. tq baybee.

At BarCelona with kat and Charlie Pimpin.. n kat's pregnant.. LOL!

Oh, before that we were at TGI Friday's for dinnah. then since it was these 2 naughty girl's birthday. TGI staff got them to stand up on the chair's to sing.. too bad they didn't sing.. BOOO BOOOO. but they gave a speech. how awful.. LOL

MuAHUAhuagaga. Dentention for yew Ms pretty sexy lil bit but more pretty.

Damn photo's upload so slow. i got more but i needa sleep d.. one more one more.. XD

MuAcks Yew. Missing ya here in Kiasuland.

Going Bolehland with SmaZianieboo soon. soon.

Tagged to do this quiz

i have been tagged by mr.Dickson..... didnt do the 1st one he tagged me so im doing dis one....

Ever kissed anyone older than 30?
~ YES.... older than 30 months la haha

Is your boyfriend or girlfriend a pain in the ass?
~ Of course NOT

Do you like the color green?
~ Ya, green house ma.... sapu all Boys B track events 2005

Are you in a relationship?
~ YES!!! n loving it

Ever eaten soap?
~ Dont tink so....

Do you miss anyone?
~ right now no, coz the person i always miss is hugging me

Is there some place you would like to visit?
~ Disney World, Orlando

Have you ever fell into a mud puddle?
~ Nope

What song are u listening to?
~ No song

What are you scared of?
~ separation....

What's your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
~ watermelon juice

Favorite alcoholic beverage?
~ bacardi lemon

Do you own anything from American Eagle?
~ nope...

If you could own a monkey, would you?
~ yess, one like kunniepunnie, can play tekken 5 wan and slam the pillow against the wall when he loses

Do you regret anything?
~ ya some only but dont regret that much la

What are you excited about?
~ This Weekend!!!! =D and seeing sime n jack..... long time since i saw an aussie buddy, sorry no annual melbourne trip dis yr

Are you an artist?
~ not really, but i wish i could draw really really well....

Do you have an addiction?
~ yeap.. a particular special, pretty, gorgeous lady.... n foos hehe but i still suck

What you did for the last 2 days?
~ go class n hangout wif a particular special, pretty, gorgeous lady

What did you do last weekend?
~ go church with sis and hangout wif a particular special, pretty, gorgeous lady =) same as above

Favorite swear word?
~ kaninasai

Who do you love?
~ a particular special, pretty, gorgeous lady

Do you still love your latest ex?
~ i dont have any ex.... and dont plan to have one

Ever regret breaking up with someone?
~ N/A

Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
~ erm............ yes

What are you doing tomorrow?
~ got class, then get something done wif a particular, special, pretty, gorgeous lady and the rest is up to God

What are you wearing right now?
~ shirt & jeans

Do you like anyone?
~ stupid question

Do you like to cuddle?
~ of course!!

Do you like your first name?
~ the best my parents could ever come up with for me.... and bcoz of that im the founder of IPOH lol

Do you want summer vacation?
~ YES PLEASE!!!!

If you took a drug test would you pass it?
~ yes

When is your saddest day in your life?
~ when my goldfish died LOL jk

When was the last time you told someone you love them?
~ a second ago

Who was the last person to tell you I love you?
~ the particular, special, pretty, gorgeous lady

Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
~ hhmmm... *smirks*

Quick, think of a quote from a song?
~ my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

What was the last thing you bought?
~ dominos pizza, yum yum

Do you smoke cigarettes?
~ nopes, but i tried few times

M tagging ~
whoever thinks this tag would help their readers know them better =)

tata!!

Celtics Champs 2008

celtics won.... 4-2

17 titles... wow

paul pierce Finals MVP!!

kobe bryant regular-season MVP but didn't really show up in the Finals...

oh wells its over.....

i guess kpui must be very happy.....

no more nba for now...... only euro 2008

holland or portugal to win it..... france out haha

Books Books!

i haven blogged for 1 month!! its a record...... dont have stuff to blog oso..... but i got smth to blog about now.....





remember the post about chic lit awhile ago?? well, mph made some changes to those racks..... check it out....

chick lit!!

was just wondering if those books were meant for the following....

cant they come up with another name for that genre of books??

anyway, just a short note for fuzziecuzzie as he is in kuching spending his holidays and anticipating every update on this blog......

ever looked at mr. steve and wondered what he was thinking about or why he does what he does??? well u dont have to wonder any longer..... jus grab this book off the shelves right now to find the answers to those questions =p





the following week, 2 certain individuals will be landing on the land im on right now (3 if sherman comes again lol) sime im ready to foos with you..... bring it on!!! =p

I Do.

You don't even know how very special you are.

How Beautiful you are.

How i'm so thankful for the smiles you've given me.

For being there when i needed you most.

Listening to my ramblings.

A shoulder to cry on.

Your like an angel.

The girl i'm not ashamed to call mine.

So i'm dedicating this post to you.

Coz ya leave me breathless.

When i'm not by your side.

Ailebiu Baybee.

Twenties..

Looks like alotta birthdays this month.. too bad no presents for ya'll.. cannot make it here myself wwhat more to say buy present for you all.. at least the its the thought that counts right.. so im dedicating this post to you birthday bunnies..

i'm not gonna blab and blab.. i feel like just keepin it short and simple..

Happy Birthday Kareno!

Sorry karen. clara and i were so having fun that night.. lol.

din get to wish u but happy 21st belated birthday. XD got party or not i don't know. u din invite me also.. :(

gone.. really gone..

and for the next person in line..

Sheelar Yang Ping Pang Pong Split Splat.

How long d havent come back visit us? hah?! go so far some more.. pfft.. lol.. Its good to hear your doing well in Canada. Happy 21st Birthday. Hope ya enjoyed it.. legal legal.. XD

Welcome to the club girls.. lol..

And for next gay shay..

My brother from a different mother.

Stevey Ah Tang Ching Long Gong Song Wong Ming Chong.

Happy 20th Birthday. too bad u got exams tomoro.. or else if i was in kch thats it la.. Thats it. Amma throw u in a pool of liquor and ull be begging me to help u finish it. LoL..

go go twenty rangers..

lol

Next thing ya know were all 30.. i'm still blogging. with my kids crying wanting me to manja them. My wife asking me to do the laundry and dishes. and im still stuck on the comp.. lol.

Time Flies And The Only One Thing We Can't Take Back Is Time, So Cherish Each And Everyday Like It Was A Gift.

It'll Be Alright

Kay Ell was fun.. not enough fun.. but fun.. although i had limited time..

IM GOING BACK AGAIN.. MUAHuAHuHAUA..

My stupid roster can't keep me from staying in singapore to rot(too expensive to stay here during off days, PH so on).. so i shall take advantage of my three days just to go visit my Woolie again..

The things i do for yew.. LOL. 6 hours bus no play play.. sleep shall i? I shall..

I didn't take much pics.. but i did.. so i'll post em.. hehe. okay.. so.. waiting on em.. errr.. slow..

Iannieboo missed Shermanieboo so so much.. im so touched.. by ian that is..

At Chilli's.. BOTTOMLESS CHIPS!!

ish.. i think she's drunk.. at Eeckywoobee aka ttdi?

Love Birds. Bong and Jilly..

Crazy Birds.

Naughty Birds.

At Sunway P. with my sis and her boyfriend IVAN APUI!

Oh if your wondering. yes she's my real sis.. and if your wondering, Ivan was my Ex Manager of the restaurant im currently in. Which means he's my potential relative and an ex colleague, how ironic.

Me and Gayray. oh he's doing Law! my personal Lawyer next time.. XDD

Last but not least..

Parting you is never easy. although do remember. even though were miles and miles apart. my love for you. will never depart. corny? i know. it's meant to be.

It's You.. and Me.. moving at the speed of light into eternity.. yeh..

imma take you there.. imma take you there..

It's like i waited my whole life.

For this one night.

its gon be me yew and the dance floor.

Coz we only got one night.

Double your pleasure. Double your Fun

and dance for ev ev ev.. ever.. ev ev ever..

forever on the dance floor.

oh n i bought wilhieboo hamsters.. and named those naughty boys who just can't stop poo-ing Ham and Ster. Should be grateful i bought them for yew. They kept me company when i was bored in your room. XD