Voila!

Guten Abend meine Günstlinge!

Tis I, thy Goddess here to bore thee to tears. <<< THIS IS WILH

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(Psst, your cue to bow lah.)

Okay, forget it.

Let's start again.
Hello, my name is.. my name is.. (ala Eminem's song) Ting Tong Macadangdang (Sherman's imaginary friend).

I shall be your entertainment for the night! *rub hands in glee*

But wait.. What is this psychic ESP wave that I'm receiving?
(Battlecruiser @ Terrain : Receiving trans-missiiyion)
OH NO. The Shermangs is here to blog. I gez I have to disappear and go back to my Imaginary Kingdom now.
Le sigh.
Till next time!

Auf Wiedersehen.

<THIS IS ME?>

KRRrssCCHhhh~ "This is your captain speaking, please sit back and relax. This is not a drill, i repeat this is not a drill"

*Alarm Sounds*
"wwwWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo"

*Song Plays*
"Chitty Chitty bang bang.. chitty chitty bang bang we love you, and our Chitty Chitty bang bang loves us too!"

ok enough.. if you didnt know at first, my wilhieboo asked me to continue what she left me off with.. so i just played along.. XD

i tried and tried.. i did to make myself blog.. but i couldn't push myself to type.. its like my fingers didn't want to press any buttons on this lousy keyboard. but in the end wilh just made me blog. ~she plays starcraft too.. but shes lousy. she plays campaign but not custom games like we men do. tsk tsk..~

INSPIRATIONAL!
i dont know how she makes me do it.

I worked 12 hours straight today and i feel like a whole load of shit.. maybe it's cause i don't like it here.. or maybe it's coz somebody isn't here. maybe it's coz i wanna be here but my heart isn't here.

This is how i feel, when i think about you.
You catch me off guard when you smile like this XD
When you ignore me when your playing with your laptop and im lying down there expecting your attention.
When you ask me to sing "kiss of a rose" to you.
When i want a cuddle and your still ignoring me with your laptop.
When i annoy you and you make that cute face that just pops out and makes me laugh.
When Ham n Ster runs on the wheel and how we both turn to look.
When you ask me what you should wear i say something sexy. "SINGLET!"
When i always have a few hours left before i leave for Singapore, you feel so sad and always hug me like you never want to let me go.
How you held me so tight that day i surprised you like you lost your polar bear for ages and you found him again.
How we message everyday to say we miss each other.
It just makes me feel even more in love with you when i think about you.

i love you.

New Proton!!!

proton jus revealed their newest car to replace the proton wira dat is no longer in production.... its called................. proton PERSONA!!!!! ???? persona/??? hehe funny name la..... the people in proton very funny nowadays...... gen2, savvy, satria NEO n now PERSONA!!! lolz (read more here)

the satria neo hehe

the new PERSONA!!

from a different angle....
HEY WAIT!!! looks a lil bit too familiar doesnt it....

hmmmmm.....

front view of persona...

front view of gen2....
ok now give both a good look.....
lets play spot the differences...(the colour doesnt count)

it looks so similar they might as well call it GEN 2.46b haha get it? tink it'll sell better if they named it GEN 2.46b XD

proton shud hire me to come up with car names for them =D

i tink perodua is doing a much better job producing cars dat are value for money.... they should think abt goin into sedan cars... jus realised dat all their cars are hatchbacks (correct me if im wrong) all flat at the back one.... summore perodua cars names are much better than protons.... agreed?? haha

im sitting here in my office..

and this what happens..


*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
i have to follow steve to some $%&#ed up talk tonight
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
which i dont even wanna go one
*help Kelvin says:
lol
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
no use
*help Kelvin says:
why
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
lol
*help Kelvin says:
where
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
he said give him face ma
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
lol
*help Kelvin says:
what
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
so i said ok la.. i give u face la i go la
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
but i said i wont buy la
*help Kelvin says:
huh
*help Kelvin says:
what kinda talk isit
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
i no money
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
lol
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
his direct sales thingy
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
forgot what company already
*help Kelvin says:
direct sales????
*help Kelvin says:
for what
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
he ineterested ma
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
he say he wanna do this kinda thing ma
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
so like that la
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
dont ask so much
*help Kelvin says:
Why
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
coz its annoying
*help Kelvin says:
?
*help Kelvin says:
lol
*help Kelvin says:
okokoksoakdoasdk
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
i lazy explain
*help Kelvin says:
groovy
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
for more information on steve's company
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
ask steve.com
*help Kelvin says:
cool
*help Kelvin says:
http://www.steve.com/
*help Kelvin says:
steve change his surname?
*help Kelvin says:
steve perrillo
*help Kelvin says:
sounds cool
*help Kelvin says:
ahhahahaFDHAFSDf
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
hhaha
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
sounds shit to me
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
u really went ah
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
ahhaha
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
ill blog about it
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
copy and paste this on my blog
*help Kelvin says:
haha yes
*help Kelvin says:
lol
*help Kelvin says:
cb
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
blogging now
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
XD
*help Kelvin says:
WHAT
*one ShErM™ 3.51am says:
u nympho
*help Kelvin says:
mkay

*Applause*

Everyone thank my darling for doing such a good job in redecorating/renovating/pampering my blog halfway then leave the job unfinished.. and expects me to clean up her mess.. in which i always dun mind.. because im so used to always having to finish her leftovers.. jkjk =D im just bored i feel like suanning someone..

chiang.. and his.. vagina..

ShErM™ says:
sheesh
ShErM™ says:
dont take it to the heart man
Chiang says:
ill just cry in my room instead
ShErM™ says:
don be gay
ShErM™ says:
u know its just to sissy to be gay
ShErM™ says:
u cry.. cry for wad
ShErM™ says:
cry so that mummy and daddy will hear u issit
ShErM™ says:
boo hoo
ShErM™ says:
im so sad to see u cry
Chiang says:
don be so mean to me...
Chiang says:
sniff
ShErM™ says:
sheesh
ShErM™ says:
when did u grow a vagina
ShErM™ says:
hah..
ShErM™ says:
since when did u grow a vagina?
Chiang says:
don scold me lahh
ShErM™ says:
rofl
Chiang says:
my heart very sensitive okk

hmmmmm

okok enough shit talk already.. lets get down to some serious business.. ive been getting lots of cirticism lately about who i look like.. some might say i look like jay leno.. some might look like jack black.. i dun even know which one is close.. i'll leave u to decide that.. shall we.. hmmmmm

is it him?

or is it him?

damn streamyx

ive been trying to post for quite some time now.. but my pics wont upload.. due to i dunno whatever reason.. but really now streamyx is getting on my nerves.. sorry for complaining.. sometimes its fine.. really good.. fast.. and sometimes u can just wait there for like minutes.. like for at least a pic to show.. my goodness.. if the connection was good at home or at my office.. id at least have 5 posts up by now.. but since it aint so good.. im sorry.. PiaK(smack) my comp also no use.. call streamyx ask them make the connection faster issit.. send more bytes.. grrrrRRrrrr.. i cant even log on to my msn now.. wads this.. never ever had this prob b4..

phone call.. gotta get that...

*coughs*

For those of you who dunno how a male brain looks like from the inside.. here's a closer look.. esp u angie.. since ure so fond of brains.. HAHA! jk..

As you all can see.. there are 2 big words repeated in our brains.. that is sex.. yes we might think of sex often but doesnt mean that all we think of is gettin it on.. God created us this way.. dern blame us for always being horny or complain that we never get enough.. u girls get enough of shopping or not.. no right.. HAH! i knew it.. if u female beings had like $50 million i think it still wouldnt be enough for shopping.. yes we love... sports... cars.. tv and remotes.. and scanning crotch areas?? im not sure bout that but im guessing its scanning chest areas.. im lazy to get into detail.. lets skip to the female brain shall we..

I guess that sums it all up..

smth i forgot to mention~

I SAW KENNY SIA! OMFG u shud see his tummy HAHA.. no offence.. but he is big in mass.. but lols.. here's a conversation i had with Wee Yen.. a fren whom i just met at damai/rainforest..


ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
believe it.. KENNY SIA talkin to us
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
i was surprised
All I want is everything... says:
oh yeahh
All I want is everything... says:
n sheila was like
All I want is everything... says:
okok
All I want is everything... says:
nice talking to u
All I want is everything... says:
bye bye
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
HAHA
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
yah
All I want is everything... says:
when he was still halfway talking
All I want is everything... says:
fucking funny sial
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
shooed him away
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
HAHAHA
All I want is everything... says:
i was like babeeee
All I want is everything... says:
thaty's kenny sia wei
All I want is everything... says:
aahaha
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
HAHAHA
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
but he's fat but funny
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
thats the thing bout him
ShErM™ - www.shermanieboo.blogspot.com says:
FARKING FUNNY

Noob Editing..

wanna see a case of Noob Editing.. well chianggie has been photo editing my faces on his blog.. well.. i was just bored.. i thought to myself.. haihz.. childishness.. edits people face and makes fun of em.. since i don haf photoshop.. its down to paint..

Perfect masterpiece.. if it goes on my wall ill have nightmares..

damn pei~!

boreds to shiats.. sheila's replying like a lau ah ma.. there's totally nth to do in my shop right now n i cant leave.. coz there's only one staff here.. and my family is in matang.. enjoying their asses off.. cau ku ku ah.. so all i can do is online ere.. wanna chat with sheila but she takes average of 5 to 10 mins to reply.. thats really like slow typing or just plain don careness.. but yes i am annoyed thats why i wanna blog about this sheila replying darn friggin slow.. please la.. pls.. queen sheerah.. u wanna chat.. reply average of at least 1 to 2 mins.. not 5 to 10 mins.. my gawd.. even i can go take a shit and come back and i see pingss is typing a message.. can go walk around swak plaza and come back still havent reply.. LoLs~ just joking la.. she's actually very fast in replying one.. i guess its the connection which slows down everything..

POOH!

lookin at this photo over and over again n i really think that looks like poo poo on my face.. but at least i got the girl who doesnt mind the poo poo on my face..

it was during my bday and they wanted cake on my face.. so badly..

bLoggiNg...

well.. i din have the motivation to blog until sheila left.. and.. since then.. i try to put into detail what i do and everything in my blogs.. see how life changes.. see what's really going on in my life.. well.. i find other people's blog more way interesting than mine.. for example kenny sia's or xiaxue's.. its not fair.. they got to be paid to blog.. oh oh.. pings blog is also interesting.. wells.. coz

i wanna know whats going on in her life and everything.. of course it is.. =D

One thing about kenny Sia's blogs is it always makes me laugh.. and it has that malaysian accent to it.. how he lives his life is not very different from how we live ours.. coz sometimes we go thru the same thing he does.. thats why i find it interesting.. but whoAa.. being him can get u to take photos with lots of hotties.. but yeah.. with his size maybe their just using him to be on his website.. LoLs..

Found this on google.. the girls name seems to be janice.. lols.. check out kenny.. and how of a piggy he looks..

And Then there was Wendy Cheng Aka Xiaxue.. her blogs were usually interesting coz of outings which we dont usually go thru.. u get to see a life of a singaporean girl.. and shes quite straightforward.. when shes angry.. whoo.. she'll jus KaPow u on her blog.. no mercy kinda like creature this wendy.. yeah.. lols.. but she's a chick.. without makeup.. i dunno but she looks somewhat like.. an opposite of a chick? lols..

she does look alright..? doesnt she..

Another BLOGGER.. whom i know very well.. lols.. well.. i think ya'll know her.. cute babyPings..

guess she's the only reason im livin at the MO~

LalalAla

ive become so numb.. oh sorry.. listening to the song.. hehehe.. wells.. how ya'll doing.. hope ure love life is as smooth as a babies bottom.. no rough edges like an old granny's... i mean.. putting it in a way la.. not saying that i like babies asses or granny's asses...but omg.. sheila has unpurified my mind by makin me read a gay couples blog.. its so.. not that is wrong but in a straight guys point of view.. its wrong.. its just out of my mind.. nothing makes me gelik more than just seeing two guys humping walls together.. here i go again.. im just saying that 2 guys hump walls so i dun say 2 guys hump each other.. oMg... enough... i haf nth else to write about.. eww.. ew...

GRrrRrrrR...

damn pek chek.. damn farked up.. i hate lightning... i swear.. i seriously hate lightning to hell.. scewed up my modem when i needed it the most.. at least another time la.. why now.. farks.. i don believe it.. its like so many situations u dont want to happen all happen at once.. even tho i can come ere to t1 to go online and its close.. yeah i dun mind that.. but sighs.. having to buy a new modem.. spend money.. while ure trying to save.. just farks up everything.. sighs.. sorry for my complaining entry.. really pissed.. at dunno what also.. lightning?! can i blame lightning? i know it happens.. it happened to me before.. but sighs.. again and at this critical moment.. sighs.. gonna play some dota to get my mind off this.. chiAo~